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This is more of a comedy blog than a fandom blog but I'm too lazy to change it...
...also I really don't have anything else to do with my life other than reblog posts *sigh*
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Lux ATL (via stripperina)

(via magnus-benoit)

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

(via senpaint)

bombing:

i came out tonight to get attacked and honestly i am having such a fun time right now

(via hate)

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via senpaint)

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

(via hate)

me when i eat fruits:i'm so fucking healthy

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

(via hi)

johannathemad:

Frozen genderbend is what keeps me alive

(via letsloveandbooks)

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